hoina-hysteria:

This is the wrongest anyone’s ever been.

onion-souls:

tilthat:

TIL that the Count in Sesame Street does not count all the time to teach children numbers! In folklore, vampires had arithmomania, or an obsession with numbers. This derives from the old superstition that throwing poppy seeds on the ground stopped vampires because they had to count them all first.

via reddit.com

I like the poster’s implication that the producers of Sesame Street did not put a counting vampiric count on a children’s educational series to teach kids how to count; this was just an incidental side effect of their fidelity to obscure vampire folklore.

justvritart:

Big brother’s old habits die hard

princeorcachan:

todoroki family ‘incredibles’ au

aka the dynamic we coulda had if endeavor didn’t want to lead that messy life lmao a nice loving family fighting crime together.
anyways dabi is theorized as todoroki here; called him “haruhiko”  (春彦) after spring to keep up with the siblings being named after seasons.
inasa becomes ‘syndrome’ after his meeting with endeavor goes wrong at a young age and camie is mirage (such a fitting name for her quirk), they’re probably like 28 in this au
i don’t know if all the siblings have powers but they’re all so cool, and just imagine rei as a hero!!!

extra (partner hawks!!)

teagardening:

came up with the headcanon that Fuyumi likes to knit and well, one thing led to another…

ackerbang:

Toshinori’s memories

ccyans:

So it’s snowing where I am, thus the urge to draw Eri in winter outfits. The different hairstyles kinda came out of nowhere but I really like her with short hair. Isn’t it adorable?

fakehistory:

The UN dealing with a much “larger” problem (2011)

angel-withheart:

badjokesbyjeff:

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks.

He found his way to the menswear department where a young lady offered to help him.

“Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“I don’t speak Spanish, but we have some very nice suits over here,” said the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero trajes. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Well, these shirts are on sale this week,” declared the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero camisas. Quiero calcetines,” repeated the man.

“I still don’t know what you’re trying to say. We have some fine pants on this rack,” offered the salesgirl.

“No, no quiero pantalones. Quiero calcetines,” insisted the man.

“These sweaters are top quality,” the salesgirl probed.

“No, no quiero sueter. Quiero calcetines,” said the man.

“Our undershirts are over here,” fumbled the salesgirl, beginning to lose patience.

“No, no quiero camisetas. Quiero calcetines,” the man repeated.

As they passed the underwear counter, the man spotted a display of socks and happily grabbed a pair. Holding them up he proclaimed, “Eso sí que es!”

“Why didn’t you just spell it in the first place?!” yelled the salesgirl.

okay, this is funny

basedheisenberg:

gaddamm-jackdaniels:

c-2eta:

This honestly had me dying. I mean just look at his face

medusalily:

help her

libertarirynn:

gruene-teufel:

libertybill:

sarcasticparsnip:

libertybill:

sarcasticparsnip:

2019 is the year i think we should assert the fact that safe gun owners shouldn’t be afraid of better regulation

What would be a specific example of better regulation?

background checks and the like. in my opinion, i don’t think people need AR-15s for self-defense or for any reason unless they’re in the military. you can’t use an AR-15 to hunt, either.

So all firearms purchases require a background check. AR15s are actually great for self-defense. They fire a light caliber and are easy to use. People use AR’s to do wild hog population control.

So you should be fine with the way things are now.

Local tumblr user introduces revolutionary new* gun laws!

_{*new in 1993}